I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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