Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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