North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I just found puke in my bra..
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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