you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
that's an acceptable place to lick
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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