he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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