this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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