last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
You can't special order awesome
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
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We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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