Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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