You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
