Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I'm having to shit out rocks
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