woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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