i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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