i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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