Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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