Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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