i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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