turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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