yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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