thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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