Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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