think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
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If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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