Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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