Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.

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(775): View more from Nevada

He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.

(856): View more from New Jersey

Restraining orders are what college is about.

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(718): View more from New York

you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"

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(502): View more from Kentucky

she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point

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(858): View more from California

I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet

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(641): View more from Iowa

she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...

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(256): View more from Alabama

Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.

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Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night

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