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• (206): View more from Washington

  sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics

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• (845): View more from New York

  I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?

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• (516): View more from New York

  Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!

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• (310): View more from California

  We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low

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  Was it at least a good usher song?

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• (438): View more from Quebec

  I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis

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  He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.

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