It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
sex in a hospital.. check
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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