no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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