we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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