I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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