they need to just BURY HIM!
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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