I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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