can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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