party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
There are leaves in my underwear?
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