He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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