you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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