It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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