JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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