Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
tell me about the fingering
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