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i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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