I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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