just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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