My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates