Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
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Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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