Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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