You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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