god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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