he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
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We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize