Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
