I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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