Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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