My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
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it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
wow bdsm is so cute
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