he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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