Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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