Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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