why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Im part way to drunk.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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