We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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