Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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