his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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