No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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