After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
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We left the knife in your bed.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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