Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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