ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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