I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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