I need help removing her.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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